When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
We are mint to be.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
I whale always love you.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
"I lava you."
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
I love you berry much.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I love you deerly.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
I scored when I met you.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
You make miso happy.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
Some bunny loves you.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
We bee-long together.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
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