While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
You make miso happy.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
You're my purr-son.
"Yoda one for me."
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
You’re my #1 pick.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Your love will always be up to par.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Some bunny loves you.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
I’m soy
into you.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
I have bean
thinking about you.
We make a great pear