You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
I scored when I met you.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
"You bake me crazy."
I whale-y like you.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
Owl always love you.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I pitcher us together forever.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
when I’m with you.
We bee-long together.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
I’m soy
into you.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
"Aloe you vera much."
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
I have bean
thinking about you.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
Pugs and kisses.
You're my purr-son.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Your love will always be up to par.
We make a great pear
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
You’re my #1 pick.
Some bunny loves you.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
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