I have bean
thinking about you.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
"You bake me crazy."
I love you berry much.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I pitcher us together forever.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
We bee-long together.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
I always have a ball with you.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
You’re my #1 pick.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
I scored when I met you.
Owl always love you.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
You octopi my thoughts.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
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