Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Owl always love you.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I whale-y like you.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I pitcher us together forever.
I scored when I met you.
I have bean thinking about you.
Your love will always be up to par.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
You're one in a melon.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
I always have a ball with you.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
I get a real kick out of you.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
You’re right up my alley.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
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