I always have a souper time with you.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Owl always love you.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
You’re my #1 pick.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
Pugs and kisses.
Your love will always be up to par.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
You octopi my thoughts.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I whale-y like you.
"I'm nuts about you."
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
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