What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
"I'm nuts about you."
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Some bunny loves you.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
We make a great pear
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I’ll always be running-back to you.
You octopi my thoughts.
"Yoda one for me."
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
I scored when I met you.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
You're one in a melon.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
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