You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
"Aloe you vera much."
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
We make a great pear
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
We are mint to be.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
I whale-y like you.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
I’m soy
into you.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
You're my purr-son.
when I’m with you.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
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