"I'm nuts about you."
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
We are mint to be.
"I wood never leaf you."
We bee-long together.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
"Aloe you vera much."
We make a great pear
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
You're one in a melon.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I have bean thinking about you.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
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