We make a great pear
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
"Aloe you vera much."
I love you berry much.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
I love you deerly.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
You octopi my thoughts.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
I always have a souper time with you.
I whale-y like you.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
I scored when I met you.
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