Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
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