What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
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