What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.