Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
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