My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
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