Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
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