How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
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