My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
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