My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
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