How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
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