What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.