What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.