If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.