I dig you a hole lot.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Drink happy thoughts.
Gold riddance.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
You’re the queen of my heart.
"What an egg-citing day."
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Snow thank you.
He’s my pinch charming.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
This is snow laughing matter!
I’m elf-taught.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
I only have ice for you.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Snow on and snow forth.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I have the final sleigh.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
I can heartly wait to see you.
It's ice to meet you.
I only have ice for you.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.