Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
You're acute Valentine.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Treat yo'elf.
You’re my soul Santa.
Beer-lieve it or not!
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Deja brew all over again.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
The snuggle is real.
Love at frost sight!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
It's lit.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
These decorations are tree-mendous.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I’ll be there in a pinch.
You’re my pot of gold.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
"Just one hot chick."
“Feliz navi-dog!”
I dig you a hole lot.
Sleigh, what?!
Distill my beating heart.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
You raise the bar.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Icy what you did there.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.