Look for a rainbow connection.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Irish I may, Irish I might.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
"No eggs-cuses."
I can heartly wait to see you.
Just brew it!
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Beer-lieve it or not!
Dublin’ the fun.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Dublin over in laughter.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
It’s snow joke.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Time to spruce things up.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
You’re brew-tiful!
Let’s take an elfie.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
You’re my lucky charm.
You are un-beer-lievable!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
My love for you is like no otter.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I’m feelin’ pine.
I find you very a-peeling.
Make it rein.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
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