What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
I’m fondue you.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
You snooze. You booze.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"You make me egg-static."
Resting Grinch face.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Best in snow.
I'm fondue you, it's true
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I loaf you.
I wood never leaf you.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
"You crack me up."
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
We’re in a-green-ment.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
I sulfur when you argon.
Snow thank you.
You are pitcher perfect.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
As it snow happens.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Shake your shamrocks.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
He’s an elf-made man.
I'm snow bored.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
You sleigh me.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
You’re my lucky charm.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
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