"Eggs-cuse me."
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
You’re my lucky charm.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Snow on and snow forth.
It's ice to meet you.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Burst into cheers!
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
I have the final sleigh.
Fir sure.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I'm snow bored.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Treat yo'elf.
You're so clover!
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Time to spruce things up.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
It takes one to snow one.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
We have great chemis-tree.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Snow on and snow forth.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
This is snow laughing matter!
You snooze. You booze.
She has high elf-esteem.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I wood never leaf you.
Icy what you did there.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
It's lit.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
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