"You're a real good egg."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Having a good hare day."
You’re the queen of my heart.
My love for you simply radiates.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Don’t go bacon my heart.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Irish I may, Irish I might.
I’ll never fir-get.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I sulfur when you argon.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Who’s your paddy?
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Snow thank you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
It takes one to snow one.
My love for you is like no otter.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Birch, please.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
I’m elf-taught.
Irish you were beer.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You're acute Valentine.
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