We like to paddy.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I only have ice for you.
We’re in a-green-ment.
You have a pizza my heart.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
My love for you simply radiates.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Snow on and snow forth.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You're the ruler of my heart.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Best in snow.
You sleigh me.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Say it ain’t snow.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Icy what you did there.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I “lub” you.
Yule be sorry.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."