I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Hold on for deer life.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Snow on and snow forth.
"For peep's sake."
Irish you were beer.
Drink happy thoughts.
Every piece of you is sweet.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Snow thank you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Let’s take an elfie.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I'm Claus-trophobic.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I dig you a hole lot.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
You’re brew-tiful!
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Let’s make some pour decisions.
It’s snow joke.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Thank brew very much.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Icy what you did there.
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