"Just one hot chick."
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Life is brew-tiful!
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I’ll be there in a pinch.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
It's ice to meet you.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Shake your shamrocks.
It’s snow joke.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I've been thinking of U periodically.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Time to spruce things up.
I’m fondue you.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
"Happy eggster."
Let’s make some pour decisions.
You are spud-tacular.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
"You make me egg-static."
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Believe in your elf.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I find you very a-peeling.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Birch, please.
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