I am fawn’d of you my deer.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
I'm the life of the paddy.
"No eggs-cuses."
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Snow thank you.
You sleigh me.
I only have ice for you.
That look soots you.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Yule be sorry.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I fence-y you.
You are pitcher perfect.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
You better beer-live it!
"You can't beat me."
We’ve got serious chemistry.
"There's no bunny like you."
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Look for a rainbow connection.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
It takes one to snow one.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"That's all, yolks."
You're so clover!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
She has high elf-esteem.
Don’t be elfish.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
My love for you is like no otter.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
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