You snow the drill.
You are pitcher perfect.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Believe in your elf.
I only have ice for you.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
"Hey there, hop stuff."
I'm fondue you, it's true
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Rebel without a Claus.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Yoda one for me!
You shamrock my world.
We make a great pear
Dublin over in laughter.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Up to snow good.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Distill my beating heart.
I only have ice for you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Yule be sorry.
Irish you were beer.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Take off all your cloves.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
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