What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Don’t be elfish.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
You’re my soul Santa.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
I'm the life of the paddy.
You are spud-tacular.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Up to snow good.
I think you’re dandelion.
As it snow happens.
You’re my lucky charm.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Life is brew-tiful!
"Happy eggster."
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Love at frost sight!
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Snow thank you.
"Some bunny loves you."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You're acute Valentine.
"Just don't carrot all."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Snow on and snow forth.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
You snooze. You booze.
She has high elf-esteem.
Hold on for deer life.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I followed my heart to you.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
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