I followed my heart to you.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
The pint’s the limit.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I only have ice for you.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Wear green, or leaf.
Irish you luck.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Best in snow.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
People are always after me lucky charms.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
He’s an elf-made man.
He’s my pinch charming.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
It’s worth a shot.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Get clover it, babe.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
I love you dairy much.
I’m fondue you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I dig you a hole lot.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
We have great chemis-tree.
Look for a rainbow connection.
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