Don’t give into beer pressure.
You’re brew-tiful!
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I call the shots.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I loaf you.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Dublin over in laughter.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Take off all your cloves.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Make it rein.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
You’re my lucky charm.
I “lub” you.
Icy what you did there.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Don’t worry, beer happy.
I followed my heart to you.
My love for you simply radiates.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Who needs luck? I have charm.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
It's ice to meet you.
"You can't beat me."
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Cutest clover in the patch.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
It’s worth a shot.
We make a great pear
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
He’s my pinch charming.
I'm snow bored.
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