"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Sleigh, what?!
My love for you is like no otter.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
It's ice to meet you.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Get clover it, babe.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
You’re my soul Santa.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
We’re in a-green-ment.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I only have ice for you.
He’s my pinch charming.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
You are spud-tacular.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
I followed my heart to you.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Life is brew-tiful!
I'm snow bored.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Snow on and snow forth.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Treat yo'elf.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Snow on and snow forth.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
We make a great pear
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
"Some bunny loves you."
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
You snow the drill.