A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked.
Why don’t orcas have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
What do you call a group of guys waiting to get their hair cut?
A Barbecue.
How does a lumberjack trim his beard?
With a chinsaw.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.
She didn’t razor right.
What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
I mustache you a question..
but I'll shave it for later.
Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
My daughter asked me if I could put her hair in a bun. I said...
“I could but I think the baker might object”.
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