Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
Did you guys see the cow with facial hair?
It has a moo-stache.
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?
By sheer will.
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming hair?
A clipptomaniac!
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked!
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdressers?
A middle parting.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
What kind of hair explodes?
Bangs.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.
I bought a wig for a dollar...
It was a small price toupee.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
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