Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
Why do Pencils shave?
To look sharp.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be hell toupee.
What kind of hair explodes?
Bangs.
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked!
What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
Why don’t orcas have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
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