Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs.
What do you call a group of guys waiting to get their hair cut?
A Barbecue.
Why don’t orcas have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdressers?
A middle parting.
What did the wig say to the head?
I got you covered.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.
She didn’t razor right.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
My friend didn't want to participate in the pick your new hairstyle conference but I convinced him...
He took part.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
I mustache you a question..
but I'll shave it for later.
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
A mustachio!
Daughter: I think I'm going to put my hair in a bun tomorrow.
Dad: We're all out. You'll have to use bread.
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
When she saw her first strands of gray hair...
She thought she would dye.
It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
What kind of hair explodes?
Bangs.
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.