I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
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