What sound does a gnome make when he's eating dinner?
Gnome-gnome-gnom-gnom-gnom-nom-nom!
I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.
Someone stole my lawn gnome that was under my porch!
Who would stoop so low?
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.