What do you call a gnome priest?
A compact disc.
How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
It takes a village!
What's the meanest thing ever?
When you ask a gnome, “What will you be when you grow up?”
Go big or go gnome.
What do gnome standup comedians call a tiny pun?
Puny.
What do gnomes love to sing while gardening?
Gnome Worry, Bee Happy.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?
Because they’re good at shorthand.
Beware, gnomish merchants, they tend to shortchange people.
Did you hear about the gnome cop?
He works in lawn enforcement.
“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods.
He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms.
Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to get married.”
“Why?” asked the man, smiling.
“I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!”
What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?
A small, medium at large!
They aren’t gnome for their humor.
What do gnome allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like flowers?
An aster-risk.
What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas?
We're driving gnome for Christmas.'
Where did Santa's little helpers go to high school?
They didn't, they were gnome-schooled.
Why did the gnome visit his mother?
To get a gnome-cooked meal.
Why did the gnome take the subway to work?
Because a metro-gnome is always on time.
A dyslexic witch cursed me!
Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome.
What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
A small arms dealer.
Did you hear about the gnome rogue?
Of course not, that g is silent!
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Why was the gnome just standing over his lawnmower and crying?
Because he hit a rough patch.
All right, everyone, that’s enough! Gno more games!
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?
It’s a little gnome fact.
Gnomes don’t understand jokes, they go right over their heads.
Why did the confused gnome decide to see a shrink?
Because he had low elf-esteem.
Too bad, if only I’d gnome!
Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
They like to share clothes.
I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What race makes for the edgiest bards?
Rock gnomes.
Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet?
The gnome page of course!
Go to BabaMail
