I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
French people give me the crepes.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
French, French Revolution
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Can I be Candide with you?
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
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