Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
French people give me the crepes.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Can I be Candide with you?