Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Can I be Candide with you?
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
French, French Revolution
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
French people give me the crepes.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?