France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
French people give me the crepes.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Can I be Candide with you?
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
French, French Revolution
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
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