What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
French people give me the crepes.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
French, French Revolution
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
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