Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Can I be Candide with you?
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
French, French Revolution
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
French people give me the crepes.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
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