French people give me the crepes.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
French, French Revolution
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
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