Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Can I be Candide with you?
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
French people give me the crepes.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
French, French Revolution
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
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