Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
French people give me the crepes.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
French, French Revolution
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
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