Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
French people give me the crepes.
Can I be Candide with you?
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
French, French Revolution
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