Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
French, French Revolution
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
French people give me the crepes.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Can I be Candide with you?
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
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