What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
I like you a latte.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Don't even chai.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
I'm acorn-y person.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Fall is a-maize-ing.