Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
I'm acorn-y person.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Don't even chai.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!