Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I'm acorn-y person.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
I like you a latte.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
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