Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
I like you a latte.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Don't even chai.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
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