Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
I like you a latte.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
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