What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
I'm acorn-y person.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.