Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Don't even chai.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
I'm acorn-y person.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
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