The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I like you a latte.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Don't even chai.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I'm acorn-y person.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
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