Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
I like you a latte.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Don't even chai.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
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