What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Fall is a-maize-ing.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Don't even chai.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
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