Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
I'm acorn-y person.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Don't even chai.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
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