The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I like you a latte.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.