Why is the tooth fairy so smart?
Because she has wisdom teeth!
Why did the fairy play football?
Because she was fairy sportable!
A fairy appears in front of an old man.
"For the good things you've done in your life, I grant you three wishes!"
The old man squints and asks: "Can you speak up a bit? My hearing isn't the best anymore..."
The fairy replies: "SURE! YOU HAVE TWO WISHES!"
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
What did the fairy say to the other fairy?
It’s fairy nice to meet you!
What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.
I'm a fairy.
My name's Nuff. Fair enough.
What do you call a 2D fairy?
Pixie-lated.
What is a fairy’s favorite drink?
Sprite.
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?
A fairy tale.
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
Shes a fairy realistic person.
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?
Stinkerbell.
I love you so fairy much.
How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist?
They're always searching for the tooth.
Why don’t fairies live under toadstools?
Because there’s not mushroom in the enchanted forest.
What do you call a philosophical fairy?
Thinker-bell.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.
Why does the fairy kingdom smell so awful?
Because of all the toad stools.
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality.
They’re all so pixielated.
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
A man meets a fairy.
"I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy.
"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man.
He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.
"And youre second wish?" the fairy asks.
"Another one of those."
I have a bone to pixie with you.
Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
Fairies just wand to have fun.
Fairies just spell trouble.
What do pixies use to clean their teeth?
Fairy floss.
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