What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!
Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf!
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
What do elves learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!