What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
Why shouldn't you feed elves shellfish?
It makes them crabby!
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long.
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
What do you call an elf who hasn’t had a date in two years or more?
Elf on the shelf.
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A Sprite!
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
Kitchen u-tinsels!
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
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