Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"You're poaching all my best yolks."