"Just don't carrot all."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"No eggs-cuses."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Just one hot chick."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Eggs love you."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"That's all, yolks."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"You crack me up."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.