I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
tss
I always put my money in drums
Because it’s a sound investment.
How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
Badum chhh
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as s*x cymbals.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Ba-dum-tss
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
a conundrum
Don't you dare hit that drum again!
If you do, there will be repercussions!
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
You can't beat it.
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums?
A beat cop.
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
Ba-dump-tss
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