What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
A skillet-ton.
Had to my dinner with just a knife and spoon last night...
It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.
How do you make cheese even better?
You use a cheese grater of course!
I always remember to eat my soup with a spoon.
It’s un-fork-edible.
How do you call a straw used for drinking orangeade?
Fantastick.
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak
it wasn't really sharp of him.
My wife got a straw for her drink...
When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"
I replied "I should hope it has two!"
Why does the superhero shred his cheese?
For the grater good.
What do you call a bad cheese grater?
A cheese lesser.
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
I watched an eclipse through my colander, now I’ve strained my eyes.
Asked my friend why a knife is his favourite utensil.
He said “a spoon and a fork just don’t cut it”.
Have you ever tried sticking a fork in a socket?
The results may shock you
My friend just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife. When I asked why those names, they smiled and said, "Isn't it obvious?"
"They're catlery"
When I was a student, I was worried that my housemates would be annoyed if I ran off with some of their kitchen utemsils. But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
Because cheese grater!
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
The e-racer.
How did the cutlery greet the steak?
Knife to meat you!
A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer.
My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.
I just don't see it panning out.
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
What happened to the dull knife's application?
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
I got tired of fighting straw...
So I hit the hay.
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
What did the plate say to the fork? Lunch is on me.
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