Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
So my brother is grating cheese for a dip. He looks up and says,
"I'm the gratest."
Why did the fork feel kinky near the spoon?
Because it was a tease spoon.
I got tired of fighting straw...
So I hit the hay.
I ate a spoon of food color...
Now i'm dying inside.
I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day...
It was a grate joke.
My friend showed me how he keeps his expensive butcher knife sharp.
I thought it was pretty cleaver.
"This is the last straw!"
I shouted to my wife as I put it in my drink...
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
The e-racer.
Lost my bread knife the other day..
I'm absolutely gutted...we've been through thick and thin
Why were the utensils stuck together?
They were spooning.
I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery....
I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road.
I'm going around with a bent knife, so that when I'm short on time, I can cut corners.
What did the cake say to start the fight with the fork?
You want a piece of me?
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
I always remember to eat my soup with a spoon.
It’s un-fork-edible.
Why can't we make jokes about the cutlery incident?
It's too spoon.
Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:
How very un-ladle-like!
My eating utensils were forged from forged steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging.
Since then, my muggings have been far more successful.
How do you call a straw used for drinking orangeade?
Fantastick.
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
Because cheese grater!
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
That wasn't knife.
Got a puncture in my tyre the other day. Think it was at the fork in the road.
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
A skillet-ton.