If you try to stretch a fork to see if it breaks...
Are you testing its utensil strength?
I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak
it wasn't really sharp of him.
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
My friend just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife. When I asked why those names, they smiled and said, "Isn't it obvious?"
"They're catlery"
Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:
How very un-ladle-like!
Why did the fork feel kinky near the spoon?
Because it was a tease spoon.
I got tired of fighting straw...
So I hit the hay.
I watched an eclipse through my colander, now I’ve strained my eyes.
Why does the superhero shred his cheese?
For the grater good.
Had to my dinner with just a knife and spoon last night...
It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.
I really hate straws.
They suck.
So my brother is grating cheese for a dip. He looks up and says,
"I'm the gratest."
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans.
How do you make cheese even better?
You use a cheese grater of course!
A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer.
How do you call a straw used for drinking orangeade?
Fantastick.
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
How do Chinese people make cutlery?
They chopsticks.
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
The e-racer.
Why can't we make jokes about the cutlery incident?
It's too spoon.
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
Do you know why the boy didn't want to become a cheese slicer like his brother?
He wanted to become a grater man.
Have you ever tried sticking a fork in a socket?
The results may shock you
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
A tuning fork is, essentially, a pitch fork.
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
I was washing the dishes today and got so frustrated I screamed into a collander.
I think I strained my voice.
I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit
No more Mr. Knife guy.
How did the cutlery greet the steak?
Knife to meat you!
What did the cutlery maker say when he lost some metal?
Silverware?!
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
When I was a student, I was worried that my housemates would be annoyed if I ran off with some of their kitchen utemsils. But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
When whisking something, do it with caution.
It’s whisky business.
My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.
I just don't see it panning out.
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
A skillet-ton.
I almost got into a fight with a bendy straw.
When I put it in my drink, it tried to flex on me.
I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery keeps draining.
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
That wasn't knife.
I found a cutlery dispenser that doesn’t work properly
No forks were given.
What does a straw and a view have in common?
You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.
Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?
The ruler.
I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery....
I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road.
Someone took all my straw
What a Hay-nous act!
A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little disheveled. “Are you OK?” he asks.
“I’ve felt grater”, his friend coughed.
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
My eating utensils were forged from forged steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
How do you call clothings for spoons?
Silverwear
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
It was a pans labyrinth.
The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife...
It was pointless.
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