When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
A tuning fork is, essentially, a pitch fork.
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
I found a cutlery dispenser that doesn’t work properly
No forks were given.
Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate.
It was the grater of two evils.
My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.
I just don't see it panning out.
How do you call clothings for spoons?
Silverwear
Have you ever tried sticking a fork in a socket?
The results may shock you
I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day...
It was a grate joke.
Why was the cheese happy in the kitchen?
He thought he was grater than everyone else.
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
How do Chinese people make cutlery?
They chopsticks.
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
It was a pans labyrinth.
I'm going around with a bent knife, so that when I'm short on time, I can cut corners.
"This is the last straw!"
I shouted to my wife as I put it in my drink...
Had to my dinner with just a knife and spoon last night...
It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.
What do you call a bad cheese grater?
A cheese lesser.
What does a straw and a view have in common?
You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
Because cheese grater!
I was walking home last night through the park, when this scary looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little brat used a permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash it off.
I almost got into a fight with a bendy straw.
When I put it in my drink, it tried to flex on me.
Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans.
I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery keeps draining.
So my brother is grating cheese for a dip. He looks up and says,
"I'm the gratest."
A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer.
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
When my doc said that my kitchenware diet was bad for my bowels, I crapped my pans.
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