What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
A skillet-ton.
Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?
The ruler.
Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans.
I forgot my fork so tried to eat my lunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
What do you call a bad cheese grater?
A cheese lesser.
How did the cutlery greet the steak?
Knife to meat you!
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
That wasn't knife.
A tuning fork is, essentially, a pitch fork.
The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife...
It was pointless.
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
It was a pans labyrinth.
"This is the last straw!"
I shouted to my wife as I put it in my drink...
My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.
I just don't see it panning out.
Did you know cutlery scams require the most patience?
You've got to play the long prong.
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
The e-racer.
Why was the cheese happy in the kitchen?
He thought he was grater than everyone else.
I was washing the dishes today and got so frustrated I screamed into a collander.
I think I strained my voice.
What does a straw and a view have in common?
You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.
My friend has an excellent nose for wine...
It's shaped like a corkscrew!
What did the plate say to the fork? Lunch is on me.
I got tired of fighting straw...
So I hit the hay.
What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
I was walking home last night through the park, when this scary looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little brat used a permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash it off.
How do you call clothings for spoons?
Silverwear
What happened to the dull knife's application?
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
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