How do you make cheese even better?
You use a cheese grater of course!
Had to my dinner with just a knife and spoon last night...
It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.
My friend showed me how he keeps his expensive butcher knife sharp.
I thought it was pretty cleaver.
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate.
It was the grater of two evils.
When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
How do Chinese people make cutlery?
They chopsticks.
Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:
How very un-ladle-like!
Cube cheese is good, and slices are fine...
But personally I think shredded is grater.
What do you call a bad cheese grater?
A cheese lesser.
Lost my bread knife the other day..
I'm absolutely gutted...we've been through thick and thin
I ate a spoon of food color...
Now i'm dying inside.
I was walking home last night through the park, when this scary looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little brat used a permanent marker and it was a bastard to wash it off.
I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day...
It was a grate joke.
Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans.
I watched an eclipse through my colander, now I’ve strained my eyes.
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging.
Since then, my muggings have been far more successful.
A tuning fork is, essentially, a pitch fork.
My wife got a straw for her drink...
When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"
I replied "I should hope it has two!"
When my doc said that my kitchenware diet was bad for my bowels, I crapped my pans.
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
I'm going around with a bent knife, so that when I'm short on time, I can cut corners.
A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little disheveled. “Are you OK?” he asks.
“I’ve felt grater”, his friend coughed.
What did the cutlery maker say when he lost some metal?
Silverware?!
I really hate straws.
They suck.
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