How do you call a straw used for drinking orangeade?
Fantastick.
How do you call clothings for spoons?
Silverwear
What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
What happened to the dull knife's application?
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
What does a straw and a view have in common?
You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.
"This is the last straw!"
I shouted to my wife as I put it in my drink...
I ate a spoon of food color...
Now i'm dying inside.
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
It was a pans labyrinth.
Got a puncture in my tyre the other day. Think it was at the fork in the road.
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I got mixed results.
When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
How did the cutlery greet the steak?
Knife to meat you!
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
What did the plate say to the fork? Lunch is on me.
How do you make cheese even better?
You use a cheese grater of course!
Why does the superhero shred his cheese?
For the grater good.
Why did the fork feel kinky near the spoon?
Because it was a tease spoon.
My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.
I just don't see it panning out.
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
Asked my friend why a knife is his favourite utensil.
He said “a spoon and a fork just don’t cut it”.
Why were the utensils stuck together?
They were spooning.
The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife...
It was pointless.
What do you call a bad cheese grater?
A cheese lesser.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
What do you call a knife that cuts 4 loaves of Irish bread at once?
A four loaf cleaver!
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
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