What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
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