What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
French people give me the crepes.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
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