What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
French people give me the crepes.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
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