France – it’s just a oui bit different!
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
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