A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
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