What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
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