What do you call an East-European cosmetic?
Nail Polish.
What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?
One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize.
What do you call spooky mascara
Mascarea.
I'm good at manicures but bad at languages.
Although I think I would nail Polish.
Here’s my best advice for getting a job in the lotion industry:
Apply daily.
Moisturiser is good for your skin...
Let that sink in.