I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
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