I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
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