German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
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