Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
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