The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
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