If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
V
V
Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
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