Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
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