'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Go to BabaMail
