While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
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