Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Go to BabaMail
