A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
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