I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
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