The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
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