The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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