When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
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