I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.