The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.