Best in snow.
Up to snow good.
You snow the drill.
Fir sure.
Birch, please.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
I’ll never fir-get.
We have great chemis-tree.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Time to spruce things up.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
You’re my soul Santa.
Rebel without a Claus.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
That look soots you.
How rude-olf of you.
It's lit.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Make it rein.
Love at frost sight!
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
The snuggle is real.
Sleigh, what?!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
I have the final sleigh.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Yule be sorry.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Hold on for deer life.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Your presents is requested.
You sleigh me.
Resting Grinch face.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.