“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
This is snow laughing matter!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
It's lit.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
It’s snow joke.
How rude-olf of you.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Your presents is requested.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
That look soots you.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Sleigh, what?!
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I'm snow bored.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
You snow the drill.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Icy what you did there.
He’s an elf-made man.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Birch, please.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Icy what you did there.
I have the final sleigh.
Yule be sorry.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
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