Your presents is requested.
I have the final sleigh.
Love at frost sight!
Snow thank you.
Yule be sorry.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Resting Grinch face.
It's ice to meet you.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Make it rein.
Say it ain’t snow.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
It takes one to snow one.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
This is snow laughing matter!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
How rude-olf of you.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
It's lit.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
As it snow happens.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
You’re my soul Santa.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
She has high elf-esteem.
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
You sleigh me.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
The snuggle is real.
Time to spruce things up.
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