How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Don’t be elfish.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Treat yo'elf.
It's ice to meet you.
We have great chemis-tree.
Best in snow.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Icy what you did there.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“Feliz navi-dog!”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
You’re my soul Santa.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
It's lit.
Up to snow good.
It's ice to meet you.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Yule be sorry.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Best in snow.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
As it snow happens.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
You snow the drill.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Let’s take an elfie.
Resting Grinch face.
Snow thank you.
He’s an elf-made man.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
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