She has high elf-esteem.
Love at frost sight!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
This is snow laughing matter!
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Time to spruce things up.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
I'm snow bored.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Icy what you did there.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
It's ice to meet you.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Resting Grinch face.
You snow the drill.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Sleigh, what?!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
I have the final sleigh.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Treat yo'elf.
We have great chemis-tree.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Snow on and snow forth.
Icy what you did there.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
You sleigh me.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Make it rein.
He’s an elf-made man.
Your presents is requested.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
I’ll never fir-get.
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