“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
How rude-olf of you.
Best in snow.
Up to snow good.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
This is snow laughing matter!
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
I have the final sleigh.
I'm pine-ing for you.
You sleigh me.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Snow on and snow forth.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
It’s snow joke.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
She has high elf-esteem.
It's ice to meet you.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Best in snow.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
As it snow happens.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
I’m elf-taught.
He’s an elf-made man.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Say it ain’t snow.
Time to spruce things up.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Icy what you did there.
You snow the drill.
Icy what you did there.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
The snuggle is real.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
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