What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Hold on for deer life.
How rude-olf of you.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
You snow the drill.
You sleigh me.
He’s an elf-made man.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
As it snow happens.
I’ll never fir-get.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Love at frost sight!
Time to spruce things up.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I have the final sleigh.
Best in snow.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Let’s take an elfie.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
It's ice to meet you.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
It’s snow joke.
The snuggle is real.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
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