Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
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