If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.