We really hope these puns float your boat!

Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
I can row a boat.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.