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What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
I can row a boat.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
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