I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.