Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.
Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb
Couldn’t foresee the C4.
A bomb goes of in a cheese shop.
You can see da brie everywhere.
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ?
"Let me Atom."
What do you call a Monkey with a bomb
A baboom.
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
What happened when Napoleon got killed with a bomb?
Napoleon Blownapart.
I like to tell this one joke about homemade bombs
But it always blows up in my face.
If you ever have to defuse a bomb, never cut...
The Blew wire.
Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...
but they needed to sea mine.
What do you call a selfish bomb?
Mine.
How does a bomb choose not to go off?
It refuses.
"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"
No, but dynamite!
I got fired from the bomb disposal squad
Too bad, I had a blast working there.
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
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