What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?
You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!
For my girlfriend's birthday I got her a dwarfish clown who told jokes...
It wasn't a great gift, but she appreciated the jester.
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
Congrats on proving that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.
Yo momma so fat...
She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
Behind every great parent is a great kid. Happy birthday!