I can't find my scrubber in the shower
It's aloof-ah
Why did the painter take a dump on the floor?
It was the work of fart.
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
Heard a joke about urinals, but it didn't make me laugh.
I guess you had to pee there.
What do you call it when you need a break at work and go to the bathroom even though you don't need to go?
A sham poo.
I was washing the car with my son, until he said...
“Dad, please, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Never fart in an apple store
They don't have windows.
What type of onion can't hold in moisture?
A leek.
The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him 'pasteurized?'
He said 'No, just up to your neck'
Here’s my best advice for getting a job in the lotion industry:
Apply daily.
I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself.
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
If you don't use a bidet...
You're doing a half-a*sed job.
I’ve got a urinal that just won’t get serious...
It’s always taking the piss.
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper.
And now I'm paying for it.
Britain’s most common owl? The teatowel.
The directions for my new dandruff shampoo are very confusing.
It's a real head-scratcher!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist when they go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
I got this new chapstick today...
It's the balm!
My toilet just turned one today.
It was her bidet.
What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?
One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize.
I tried giving my cat a bath and it sucked...
I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.
What do you call a small turd?
A dumpling.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
"Which hand do you wipe with?"
""I don't use my hands, I use toilet paper."
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